You are the lead linguist on Earth's first contact mission. After months of work, you finally decode the visitors' message. You prepare to present your findings to the United Nations, believing the message is a declaration of peace and friendship. However, moments before you go on stage, a junior intern points out a tiny nuance in the syntax that changes the entire meaning. The message isn't a greeting; it's a warning about us. Write the monologue you deliver to the world leaders.